An ode to starvation

So, turns out I may not be as smart as I thought. I just always assumed I was brilliant by eating Quiznos chicken caesar flat bread salads...Good choice right? ...Wrong! Apparently they are loaded with 1,000 calories and 64 grams of fat... *sigh* Of course it does. Turns out there isn't really such thing as healthy eating out...(which I cant deny I wasn't even thinking when I visited The Macaroni grill at 9pm with Ginger. I'm sure there are calories all over that place...Booth-150 cals, Water-20 cals, Bread-1220 cals, Main course-5000, Water with lemon-45 cals. Mind you,  thats just an over exaggerated estimation, but I'm probably dead on.) It's sad that now I have to say good bye to my affair with the chicken caesar. This reminds of when I was 6, possibly 7, and my mom interrupted me while I was having an oreo eating...aka stuff your face...contest with my BFF Zach, to let me know that Oreo's were the worst snack in the world. After being read the label, and being scolded for not acting like a lady,  I realized Zach was beating me...contest back on! Needless to say the contest ended horribly with my praising the porcelain God, and my mom having that dreadful look of satisfaction. *sigh* day one of starvation now commences