Suprise, Suprise!

Have you ever lifted up your dress to show off your longjohns to one of your siblings, as if you were about to do the CanCan , and a random feather was stuck in your nickers...weird, me neither. However, if it was me...I would have called myself a french sloozy (Definition somewhere below) and cancan'd my feathery self away into a locked room... Just saying, IF it was me of course.