Honesty is really losing its touch

I don't think Burt fully appreciates my mass amount of honesty that I'm always sharing with her. We we driving across country, and I thought I would remind her that I don't see well at night, but I forgot to mention that fact, so it wasn't until we were making all sorts of deathly tight turns on ice patches. It went something like this...

Can you not drive!?-Burt

Actually I can, I just can't see anything till I come up on it...-Me

WTF this would have been good information to have before you started driving!-Burt

Well, I totally agree,  eh It must have slipt my mind...sawwy-Me

I know it's terrifying for you, but I promise not to kill us dead-Also me

WTF...*%#& *@!&$$# ....- Potty mouth Burt

Calm down you fire crotch..I happen to be invincible :)- C'est Moi