Guilty Pleasure

I've came up with the recipe for the perfect relationship. And when I say perfect, I'm really saying perfectly disastrous...However with a huge grin on my face! *two thumbs up* So, pay attention. 

You will need to blend:

1 part manipulation tactics + 2 parts of the desperadoes

Fold in:

Equal portions of dumb and don't forget to shake well

Top with:

Songs from every dumb love song...Look under...Taylor big nose Swift and 

The Rascal cut yourself already flatts

Serve hot!