Mix 1 part crazy ex boyfriend, with equal parts police protection. Beat in finger that was sliced from haircut. Add a special Ed wedding, and stir vigorously with motorcycle fatality smeared across the road. Sift in Wedding crasher, and top it off with Mr. Olympia's red man thong. Optional...add vicious remarks and a pseudo sting operation.
What have you just made you wonder!...My weekend of course. I feel like there is never a dull moment...
1 comment:
chica, what on earth are you talking about here?
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