An apple a day...

I personally feel an apple a day makes me very hungry...Here is Brittney, her nickname from me is Burt. Kind of like Burt and Ernie, but not. I was more thinking Burt Mccracken, lead singer for The Used. They are one of our favorite bands, and sometimes she has the uncanny ability of parting her hair and looking like him...ok no she doesn't, but the nickname suits her. 

 I think an apple a day makes Burt have green eye shadow...I vote on reinventing the phrase. How remarkable one little apple could have so much power over the actions of her make up selection and my stomach..brilliant. P.S Shasta, you're hilarious.