Thursday, September 25, 2008
Zero %
I met a girl yesterday who said she had no body fat...I don't think I looked at her very nice. Mind you, Miss attention needer was complaining how she was too small and she wishes she could gain weight. Again, I really had a hard time taking her complaints seriously, when all I wanted to say to her was, go eat 10 twinkie's, a box of oreo's, chase it with half and half and call me in the morning. Is it really that hard? I have more important issues on my mind...Ehmm...what will I blog about, what color matches my violet top, sandals or shoes, rock or rap, Let virgil dip today or not...? All way more time consuming *wink* I stared at miss zero body fat blanky, and without hesitation, turned and walked away to find something else ridiculous to think about...No sympathy's today mate
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chica, that is freakin hilarious. :) I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks for that babe. I have to agree with you though, eat some twinkies, oreos, and half and half and she just might gain some weight. Love ya-me
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