The Never List

I have always dated guys with the name starting with the letter J...And sad to say, but never will I again. Side note, I never blog about them either. I never walk past a spider without freezing, and the killing it dead. I never sleep with the lights on. I never am nice to the workers at Rent-A-Center...but trust me for good reason. I never let a week go bye without a deep soak in a bubble bath. I never play fair. I never go to sleep on time. I never park right. I never give second chances. I never get seconds. I never am first. I never kiss first. I never make the bed...ehmm, not in any order mind you. I never say hi to my neighbors. I never use my left blinker. I never walk faster than I need to. And like clockwork, I never understand the stupid among us...pointing finger to Burt :)